【英語ジョーク&ショートストーリー #15】「病院のお見舞い(Nasty Peanuts)」<英語のオチ当てクイズ付き>

今回の【英語ジョーク&ショートストーリー】は病院にお見舞いに行った時に発生した衝撃的なオーマイガッド!ストーリーです。英語タイトルは「Nasty Peanuts(nasty = very bad)」なのですが、一体ピーナッツの何がnastyなのでしょうか?今回もオチを選択式のクイズにしていますので、衝撃を受けてください!

それでは【英語ジョーク&ショートストーリー #15】「病院のお見舞い(Nasty Peanuts)」スタートです。

【英語ジョーク&ショートストーリー #15】「病院のお見舞い(Nasty Peanuts)」

タイトル:”Nasty Peanuts”

引用元:CleanJokes4u

As a pastor was visiting an elderly lady in the hospital he noticed a bowl of peanuts by her bed. He began to nibble the peanuts as they visited and by the end of the visit realized he had consumed the entire bowl.

Feeling badly he bought a bag and brought them to her the next day. As he gave them to her he explained they were to replace those he’d eaten the day before. “Why? You didn’t need to do that Pastor”, the lady explained.

“The thing is, I don’t have any teeth, so when my nephew brings me chocolate-covered peanuts. ”Well, 「オチはなんでしょう?」.”

  • pastor = 牧師
  • nibble = ~を少しずかじって食べる
  • consume = 摂取する、食べる
  • entire = 全部の
  • replace = 〔物を〕取り替える、交換する
  • nephew= おい

英語のオチ当てクイズ

牧師さんの礼儀正しい対応から引き出してしまった「知らないほうが良かった(←ヒントです)最後のオチ」がかなりインパクトありです。さて正解のオチは何でしょう?

  1. I just grind peanuts then drink it with milk.
  2. I just leave them for visors.
  3. I am actually visiting the dentist tomorrow to wear a full set of false teeth.
  4. I tell her that he must not to bring peanuts anymore, but he is deaf.
  5. I just suck the chocolate off and spit the peanuts in the bowl.
  6. I ask him every time why he continues bring them for me.
  7. I didn’t realize that those peanuts were covered with chocolate.
  8. If you like chocolate peanuts, my nephew will send them to you.
  9. Can I borrow your false teeth?
  10. It is going to be 100 dollars. How would you like to pay? By cash or credit card?

英語のオチ当てクイズ

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